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released April 10, 2012

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SHINING WIZADO Seattle, Washington

Wrestling-themed music, both serious and ridiculous. The best thing since Sliced Bread No. 2.

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Track Name: YES (Demo Feat. Six Seconds Magic)
I'm a great wrestler
Not a genetic freak
Mess with me you get your head kicked
Off of your shoulders into next week

I'm the smartest I'm the best
You show me you got and I'll put it to the test
You wanna fight that's fine by me
I'll be standin' in the corner sayin' YES YES YES

I'm also a Vegan
No meat or cheese
Unlike you fatties in the audience
I can actually bend my knees

I'm so healthy I'm the best
Letting a family of birds use my beard as a nest
This weekend I'm gonna take a nature walk
I'll be skippin' through the forest sayin' YES YES YES

Screamin' out YES I'm the freshest thing goin'
But push me to my limit and my fury starts showin'
I'm amazin' at every occasion I raze the competition
Leave 'em wishin' they was fired like Maven
Man I got a cravin' pass me a leaf or some berries
Before I bury 'em SIX FEET DEEP I'm terror
I'll kick your head so hard you're speakin' spanish
Call me Penn and Teller I'll make your career vanish

My girlfriend loves me
And I appreciate that
She's only 95 freakin' pounds
Because I make her eat NOTHIN BUT WALNUTS

She's so pretty she's the best
I let her touch my muscles and she lets me touch her
Her parents are totally out of town tonight
I'll be touchin' on her boobies sayin' YES YES YES
Track Name: Possession (Demo)
Look at me now I've got everything
a man could ever need
But I'm not like other men no not like those animals
sweating out there in the street
Look at this belt this gold
this represents greatness or so I'm told
But to me it's just a possession
and I don't want a possession

Last night I couldn't sleep to save my life
So I opened up my medicine cabinet
and downed what I could reach
And today I woke up

new

When I was 12 years old one night
my mom's boyfriend came around
And I heard him drinking and laughing and the cold hard slap
of the floor as my mother hit the ground
And when I came out the next day
most of our shit had been taken away
Possessions make you a target
I don't wanna be a target

And so I'll take this and dissolve it into a vapor
Open up my pores
and take this thing inside my body
And if you ever want it back
You're gonna have to drag me dead behind you
Track Name: Cactus Jack (Acoustic Demo)
I got a very good friend who came close to death last night
And I sit before you broken and uncrowned
I promised myself I wouldn't fall into this trap
But love has a way of dragging you down

I was waiting for the moment to end
In that empty void of the throne we'd failed to claim
As I was watching the life drain out of my friend
And the sound that filled me ears
was the echo of another man's name

I sacrificed my flesh
and each day reminds me
Of the sweat and the tears and blood
That I left behind me
I was in the dark and none of you cared enough
To come and find me

I gave you Cactus Jack
But what did you give me back

And if I don't come back you can cry but I won't hear
I'll be sittin' at home tracin' all the wounds I took for you
And some nights I'll think that I was wrong you really loved me
But in my heart of hearts I'll know that it's not true

I was waiting for the moment to end
For the bloodlust that you feel to illuminate with shame
And you'll apologize but my broken bones won't mend
So when I cast my gaze aside
Know you're to blame

I sacrificed my flesh
and each day reminds me
Of the sweat and the tears and blood
That I left behind me
I was in the dark and none of you cared enough
To come and find me

I gave you Cactus Jack
But what did you give me back
Track Name: King of Promos Theme
We're shootin' together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
For season 3 who can tell?
I guess Cobra T's mom (who I fucked) is to blame
The finals are go
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the King of Promos
The King of Promos

Ohh
Broadcasting to Venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've heard us and welcome us all, yeah
With so many round to complete it's time for the shooow
I'll even let you touch my left kneeeeee

It's the King of Promos
The King of Promos