(these may or may not be accurate)

I hate your nickname
You're not a one-man rock band
You're just a man with a stupid nickname
You don't even have a guitar what's with that bro?

I hate that you're a ginger
I don't even hate gingers in general
It's just the fact that you are one
Makes me hate you even more than I would if you weren't

I hate yooooou
HEATH SLATER

I hate your stupid finisher
I mean a reverse DDT? seriously?
You could just not fall and do a dragon sleeper instead
Or just say screw it and do a rock bottom or something

I hate your first name
Because it makes me think of Heathcliff
And your hair is the same color as Heathcliff
I think you should change your gimmick to a talking cat

I hate yooooou
HEATH SLATER

I didn't mean to make you sad
I didn't mean to give you fright
I hope your sleep is safe and sound
While Justin Gabriel holds you in the niiiiiiiiiight